A Vaginal “Lode”

Loaded News Item from 22 April 2017,  with the title “Loaded Gun hidden in suspect’s Vagina”

A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report. As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search. The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.

Dallas Archer   her hand-gun

A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver (which is four inches in length) had been “stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.” The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.

In a TSG interview, Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was “ransacked” last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, “Oh, gosh.” He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath in bleach.”

News of the weapon in Archer’s vagina was first reported by the Kingsport Times-News. Archer, seen in the above mug shot, was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility. According to a jail official, Archer was released from custody after posting $6000 bond.

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SOME READER ONE-LINERS (without any substance)

  • Gives new meaning to a gun having a “hair trigger”.
  • At four inches in length it comes off as half-cocked.
  • The report reads, “Introducing contraband into a penal facility.” Shouldn’t that be ‘penile’ facility
  • I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a “hole” new meaning…
  • I wonder if she had ‘gun-areah’?
  • Gives a whole new meaning to “Vaginal Discharge”.
  • A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?

 

 

 

 

 

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