|Elderly woman on a cruise…………….. Amazing how your values change as you age
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam..
I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress
“Yes, I know,” said the lady.
“I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.”
“But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
I bought this hat yesterday!”